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Breaking News Syndrome

The inability for some individuals to assess the entire story before bringing tidbits to the table in the form of fact.
You can't believe anything that bitch says, she's suffering from Breaking News Syndrome.
by wisconsin quinn January 14, 2009
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Leather Seat Syndrome

Refers to the annoying condition of always getting a sweaty back in summertime from riding in a car that possesses leather seats.
Woman: "Honey, why do you keep rolling down the windows?"
Man : "My leather seat syndrome is making my back sweat like a whore in church."
by BigVolFan32 July 20, 2009
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retard text syndrome

Retard text syndrome is when you're texting someone and they do not know how to text. It's when they say "u" instead of "you" and "r" and so on. It's when they can't spell. They say "lyke" instead of "like" or "hym" and many others.
John: "Aye bro. Y didnt u com 2 tha prty? Lyke evry1 wuz ther."

Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."
by poopy21! February 6, 2010
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Double Down Syndrome

A temporary loss of judgment and higher reasoning capability that one may experience immediately after consumption of KFC's double-down sandwich. Initial symptoms may include confusion, euphoria, and slurred speech. These are soon followed by loss of physical coordination and language ability (several patients have been observed to repeatedly utter variations of the phrase "hurr herp derp"). Patients may then enter a trance-like state for prolonged, variable amounts of time. A full recovery is typical within a few hours to a few days, although in some cases lasting brain damage has been reported.
In the hospital, it was discovered that what psychiatrists initially believed to be severe mental retardation was nothing more than a case of Double Down Syndrome after a late lunch.
by theloniius April 12, 2010
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Disobedient Computer Syndrome

A pandemic malady afflicting most anyone who uses hardware, software, and an operating system together. Add a network operating system or proprietary Internet connection software, and you have an acute case on your hands.

Abbreviation: DCS
Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
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Three Word Syndrome

A phenomenon in the hardcore, metalcore and emo scenes where band names are dramatic constructions of three words or more. In some cases, the spaces between these words are removed for extra cool points.
There are lots of band names that suffer from Three Word Syndrome: Embrace the End, Killing the Dream, Bleed the Dream, Bleed the Sky, As Cities Burn, As Hope Dies, Beneath the Ashes, Boysetsfire, Skycamefalling, Prayer For Cleansing, November Coming Fire... Okay, I'm done with examples now.
by kikanjuuneko December 25, 2005
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P and F Syndrome

Mispronunciation of people between the letters P and F, where they pronounce P as F, or vice versa...which is annoying.
I have a ("fi" and "ep") p and f syndrome, and that's ferfect, now I'm fofular!
by pnfsyn August 30, 2010
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