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Beat it like Rocky Balboa

The act of masturbating for someone else while punching oneself in (and often) inside the vagina.
Hey bro, how did it go with that girl last night?

Bro! I got her to beat it like Rocky Balboa!

Dang bro, that's tight.
by Rocky Broboa December 16, 2011
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Kissing is Like Coffee

Kissing is like coffee, it's not any good the first time.

"How was your first kiss with Matt?"
"OMG he's definitely a Starbucks!!!"

"My first kiss was like cold instant coffee"
by futureactiveparticiple April 26, 2014
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stand her up like a tulip

To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her
She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip
by Maximilian Twist April 5, 2015
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Mad Cube Like

Mad Cube Like is a phrase representing the new and improved "square." This can be better defined as lame, cheesy, not cool, or in lack there of swag. Originated in Cancun by the MTV cast of the Real World, Are You the One and singer/songwriter Mikel James.
Did you see that white dude on the dance floor? I know Mad Cube Like.

She said she could not stay out late because she did not want to upset her parents. This girl is Mad Cube Like.
by Mikel James April 30, 2015
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What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.
Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!
by J Slasher July 26, 2016
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I Need <Insert> Like Africa Doesn't Need AIDS

"Dude, I need that girl like Africa doesn't need AIDS"
"We need to get this deal like Africa doesn't ned AIDS"
"Molly needs to work out like Africa doesn't need AIDS"
I Need <Insert> Like Africa Doesn't Need AIDS : When you want something really really badly.
by Third Leg Chuck July 15, 2016
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I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo

Just a word/phrase I always use when it is super hot. its like when oprahs on a food hiatus she sweats it out
Hey! Yo man it's hot up in here. I know dawg "I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo"!
by LOUWEEPSC05-06 September 8, 2016
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