Hannah Eyes

An eye condition where no matter how hard you try your contact lenses slip out at the worst possible time and place imaginable.

Guy 1: what the hell is that in your steak?

Guy 2: sorry man it contact lense, its these damn hannah eyes

by keskeskeskes September 21, 2021

plantation eyes

The look that Reagan Brady has when she is around minorities.

Did you see the way Reagan looked at you when she found out that you were 50% black? She looked like she would have whipped you back in the 19th century. That’s those plantation eyes.

by EboDagoat01 June 3, 2019

cokey eye

cross eyed

your talking to me with your cokey eye

by bojeng August 19, 2017

eye pad kid

A child aged 4 to 12 who has to wear an eye pad for months due to myopia or blindness caused by excessive screen time on devices like iPads. These kids often display similar traits to an "iPad kid", including addiction to online games like Roblox or Fortnite, excessive daily screen time, and a lifestyle characterized by being "chronically online".

Ever since little Timmy became an eye pad kid, he can't seem to see anything without his eye pad—guess all those hours on his iPad finally caught up with him!

by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025

Mountain eyes

When your sense of judgemet has become impaired due to living in Ubombo too long,unexplicably, but probably due to altitude, usually resulting in pregnancy.

Person A : Who was that naked guy in your boot?
Person B: Mountain eyes

by Praddy Cool November 14, 2011

eye-jaculate

When you are so happy your eye starts watering.

Tom eye-jaculated as he said "I do" to his wife

by SouthAfricanism September 5, 2016

Gamer Eye

A stinging sensation occurring in ones eye when staring at a screen for too long and not remembering to blink. Gamer Eye can occur during or after ones hardcore gaming sesh. Individuals finding themselves with gamer eye lasting longer than 5.3219 seconds should consult with a doctor as it may be a sign of Gamer Eyetis, a gamer ridden disease only contracted by the elitist of gamers.

Gamer1: Aye why Scape got gamer eye?
Gamer 2: he’s been counting the FPS manually in his edits and permanently suffers from Gamer Eyetis 😔

by Entai December 1, 2018