Velcro-beard

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.

I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Cuddle Bear

The one who means the most to you. A very sweet cuddly man. The only one you want to cuddle with you. A very deep term of endearment.

Omg! He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s going to be my cuddle bear.

by kennclie August 26, 2019

White Beard

This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.

"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

Grey Beard

This term is used for people who have more than 3 years and less than 8 years of experience to be known as a White Beard

"our Brown Beard is now a Grey Beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

Brown Beard

When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket

"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

winter bear

"winter bear" is someone who loves travelling in winter, is taking photographs of everything they find interesting and wears classic vintage clothes but can also be a vsco person

"omg look at these photographs she took from Paris and the fit is so classy and good! She's such a winter bear"
"I went to San Francisco a year ago in winter and everything was so beautiful I had to take more than 10 pictures. It was my most winter bear moment"

by Winter Bear GG August 30, 2019

Craft Beard

Adj. The guy who grew a beard to fit in to his NEW friend group of craft beer drinkers & brewers to feel like he belongs.

That guy Matt is talking shit and criticizing a brewer's methods now because he's got a craft beard.

by Thundersnow11 September 18, 2019