Murphy's Law of stacked boxes

"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."

Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

Boxes Style

An architectural style based on an asymmetrical arrangement of rectangular prisms. Sloped planes form the roofs following the concept of boxes with open lids.

The tiny home designs developed by ecoqubz.com are modeled with boxes style architecture.

by Mrs Ingleton May 21, 2020

Idiot box

a television

i turned on the Idiot Box

by clerg123 May 28, 2023

Juice Boxing

The act of inserting a rolled up note or straw into a baggy and sniffing straight from said baggy

Similar to putting a straw into a juice box and sipping

I just Juice Boxed some Charlie

Yo, my G has just Juice Boxed some K and it out of it

Juice Boxing is the easiest way to snort C in a club

by Bass Man February 23, 2019

A box of chocolates

When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot

I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.

by Hugh’s Jassle December 25, 2022

[blasting][my][box]

The act of sending numerous emails, forwards and/or spam-like missives to one's Inbox, often prefaced with, "I don't usually do this, but I thought this one was worth it."

After receiving several email fwds from a person, one might say, "Dude, you gotta stop blastingmybox."

This person is then a "Box blaster." Should this be a separate entry?

Or, if you're following up with someone, you might write, "Sorry to keep blasting your box, but I wonder if you've had a chance to look at my work."

by Gailewhali January 5, 2009

Box

A 3D object used to store things. Can be made out of cardboard, plastic, and many more materials. A box could also refer to a woman’s genitals, or vagina.

1: “He was moving to a new office, so he put all his belongings in a box
2: “I heard she has a nice, tight box.”

by OfficialDeltaGamer March 17, 2019