snooze fuck

You've got 9 minutes, then I gotta go to work. Let's get in a quick snooze fuck

When you wake up late for work and need a quick fuck. Terry was late for work today must not of had a snooze fuck.

by scaryhiccups March 28, 2015

Puppy Fucked

It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.

Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!

by btank May 5, 2015

Fuck or flix

The delima faced when getting in bed: To fuck or to Netflix

So, fuck or flix tonight? Seriously? I over did it at the Chinese buffer so can we just watch some It's always Sunny in Philadelphia?

by Hman80 May 31, 2015

Fuck Wrap

n. An alternative term for a condom. Fuck wrap is very useful for preventing diseases and pregnancy when you get way too drunk and stick your dick into something or someone that you probably shouldn't have.

The term was coined by Eric of Colorado (me!) as an exclamation of joy after waking up hung over next to a really hot, yet really slutty chick, and realizing that his penis hadn't fallen off. "Thank God for fuck wrap!"

Dude 1: Look at that smokin' hottie, I'm going to tap that all night long.

Dude 2: That chick gets around bro, make sure you bring plenty of fuck wrap.

by Aviator696 June 27, 2016

Fuck-it List

A list of sexual acts in which one wishes to take part before death.

"I've never sealed the deal with a virgin before, I'm putting it on the Fuck-it List."

by 13bitters July 9, 2016

Fucking Brenda

Fucking Brenda's are literally the worst, from taking up 2 or more spaces in a parking lot, to throwing recycling stuff in the trash can. Fucking Brenda's do everything wrong

Dude you are seriously pulling a Fucking Brenda right now.

by Fotter Games September 12, 2016

Scuttle Fuck

A scuttle fuck is a small group of individuals that fuck in tandem/ tag team. The act of scuttling is very difficult and requires immense skill and strength to retain the tandem fuck. The scuttle Fuck group usually consists of 5 - 10 people and consist of both males and females, the person in the back is scuttle initiator and the person in the front is called the scuttle master.

yo that party was packed there were like 5 scuttle fucks worth of people.

by SCUTTKLE MASTER September 13, 2016