jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

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S E N

a person popular on a website also known as my gf she is a operator for:

S E N: we need to recommend zero as operator

O.O.W.S: okay, ill be sure to add him

by Z e r o A B E November 9, 2021

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Yellow Slip-N-Slide

When you're cleaning up the Dragon Dick aftermath and you fall, causing you to slide across the bathroom floor in a similar fashion to a slip-n-slide. Can lead to bodily harm but in the funny way.

1: Oh fuck dude what happened to your eye?

2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet

1: Ha! Fucking dumbass

by a_lax_account June 17, 2018

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Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.

Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022

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N-word police

Is a branch of the united states military. It's usually an oppressed black person or a Hispanic person (With a valid n-word pass of course.) that makes sure no white or Arab person says the n-word.

White person #1: What's that sound?
White person #2: Oh shit it's the N-word police!

by TheOneAndOnly080 March 18, 2019

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