ur mom

being gay when u roast someoe

ur mom is so fat

by avra354 May 11, 2023

mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023

Mom

Something I’ve always longed for yet could never have because she isn’t a mom. She’s simply the one who put me on this planet and drives me to insanity, I’ve cried over and over because of her. But it’s my fault because I failed as a child. Thank you to all the nice moms out there who love their child/children no matter what, just remember it’s best not to drive them to a breaking point.</3

Anon:How’s your mom?
My mom?

Anon:Yea
I dont know… she doesn’t come around often..

by N0B0DY_S0M3B0DY May 14, 2023

Hot mom

A sexy mom 40+ celebrated all of may

Look at that milf she’s a hot mom

by I LOVE LOGAN May 15, 2023

ur mom

When you have nothing else to say in an argument

bro you’re so fat

YOUR MOM IS TOO

by Sub to FangPlaysGames May 15, 2023

ur mom

joe mama, aka joe mama

you-"hey you know joe"
other person-"no, who is joe"
you-"JOE MAMA"
other person-"what?"
you-" you don't get it? it's ur mom

by ghghhghg October 19, 2019

ur mom

a comeback to literally anything someone says to you

person 1: dude i just got a win on fortnite
person 2: dude i just got ur mom

person 1: im fat
person 2: ur mom is fat

person 1: shut up
person 2: ur mom shut up

by rosii-ivii October 20, 2019