DEAR JOHN

Saying "Dear John" singnifies your a bitch who would leave John for litterally no reason, when you could have just explained your situation, leaving both you and "John" separate from the one you love for the rest of your lives.

Dear John, Im a fucking stupid bitch.

by Godddddamng it November 30, 2021

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John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with

John: "Hey Man"

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Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"

Me: Sup
John: Hey Man

by Owluminati December 1, 2021

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jessica and john

the absolute sweetest couple ever. jessica is very kind, sweet, and stubborn. And John is very handsome, honest, and everything to jessica. (jessica is writing this rn)

Debbie: OMG JESSICA AND JOHN ARE SOOO CUTE
Jess: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO SWEET AND HANSOME
Debbie: I wish that was me and axel one day...

by giselle<33 December 2, 2021

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Johns nose is huge man but have you seen his wang???

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While the name itself is quite common and can be quite the euphemism, a true John is a rare breed. The most prized of species will take on spongebob qualities such as a diastema (gap tooth) and amazing work ethic.

Look at that John over there with his Homer Simpson hair, he is the love of my life.

by A&Please me July 10, 2022

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