Ass Warfare

The non-violent and mostly psychological war men wage against one another to win the affection of a female with a highly convex ass.

Rover loved his fiance's ass, did not want any other man to even see it, and would even stand in back of her to block any man he feared might start honing in on it to even confirm how good it was. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Carlos was trying to figure out why seeing a beautiful ass gives him and all other men so much pleasure, and sometimes ignite ass warfare.

by but for October 25, 2017

char ass

Someone who fails to wipe all the way, leaving their ass crack crusty and black, resembling char.

Darnell is totally a char ass, I don't think he even wipes

by Darrnel June 6, 2017

Ass scream

When a fart sounds like a dying old man iside your ass.

Oh, i feel an ass scream coming!

by Fat Little Cunt June 16, 2017

Packing Ass

When a woman has a large booty.

Did you see Laqueisa? That bitch is packing ass!
Daaaamn bitch how you over here packing that much ass?

by Wjke November 1, 2017

waiter ass

The rash inbetween your legs or thighs caused from the rubbing of sweaty under garments. It is commonly seen in the service industry

Check out Johnny, he's got a bad case of waiter ass

by Timbo Slice10 November 3, 2017

ass contraption

when you wipe your bum with a hedgehog

Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass

by Hintonater November 22, 2017

fiend ass

Someone who never brings their own shit and only uses yours.

Bro Alex is being a fiend ass} he won’t give me back my juul

by CTbigbio November 26, 2017