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Church of the Rock

An interdenominational charismatic church headquartered in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. It is famous for its annual Easter Passion Plays which re-enact the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus Christ. However, what makes this Church's plays famous in particular is that they are themed around famous movies and use characters from modern popular culture as stand-ins for the Biblical characters. It first gained attention in when YouTuber Jenny Nicholson posted a video where she reviews all of their Easter plays from 2008 to 2022.
I can't believe it but during the 2018 Church of the Rock Easter Passion Play, they literally crucified Iron Man while he was singing "tubthumping"! And they even mashed it up with "It's the end of the world as we know it"!
by EthanRosca February 27, 2024
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lyte as a rock

Tyrone- dude this girl is lyte as a rock !
by ayihsa March 9, 2024
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Lauren shell rock

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.
hey gabinson have u seen the lauren shell rock
by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024
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Moses striking the rock

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta
Man 1: “Hey man, who’s that person over there?”
Man 2: “Oh, him? That’s just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.”
by Bigboylover87 May 5, 2024
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Throw a rock in your cave

When you obtain a home equity loan to raise enough down payment to have the vehicle loan approved by a bank. It comes from the cave man days of having rocks in his cave which decreased his square living space.
The finance manager at the automobile dealership told Billy Jack to go "throw a rock in your cave" when Billy Jack could not raise enough down payment for approval of a loan on his Corvette.
by 00NKB July 16, 2024
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Apopka Smooth Rock

The act of apply lotion to ones bum while taking a shit.
Yeah man I tried an Apopka Smooth Rock last week, never been the same.”
by qqquota December 14, 2024
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