meat swable

Meat that hangs out of the vagina

Damn, when I fucked Barbara she had a huge meat swable

by Meat swable July 24, 2017

meat buddy

A process of gathering a minimum of 5 of your male friends together and placing capacious amounts of meats in each others mouths.

Dr. Dic insisted we had a meat buddy party eventho it was a family night.

by Swivel mi timbers August 19, 2023

dry meat

Hard dick with no lubrication

When your boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat into your vagina it hurts.

by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016

Test Meat

Fictional Kurt cobain meat

That’s some real test meat right there

by Manoah13 May 16, 2022

hang my meat

Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.

Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.

by Tmartinez2013 May 22, 2017

you're lunch meat

A noun that means "in trouble"

Most often used as a threat in 2000s sitcoms

"You're lunch meat" - Angry jock

by Rainbow Straight November 4, 2020

Meat Water

The most vile, disgusting, despicable cooler of leftover forgotten barbecue meats and melted ice left to ferment in the summer heat of your garage. Thus Meat Water was born.

If you wanna be a part of the group, you gotta take a shot of Meat Water.

by Arya Kingslayer Stark August 19, 2022