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Ryan John Samuel

The most manly guy around, not completely perfect but the closest thing we have. Accepts his room for growth and will kick your ass if provoked
by bigdoginferno March 11, 2024
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John Marshall Highschool

A Highschool in Moundsville, West Virginia. A Building full of fake whores, smelly drugged up rednecks, nasty fuck boys, nasty country girl skanks that have sex with dogs. Even the gays will talk behind your fucking back or cheat on you. Sex pest freaks who talk about wet dreams at the lunch table and will grab your ass in G.S.A club.

Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.

Fuck you Mr. Wilson.

Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022
John Marshall Highschool was the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me.
by Something_Strange June 7, 2024
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John

John is handsome
by Cess cube November 23, 2021
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John Carlson

by beaaver August 19, 2025
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John Burdette

John burdette is also known as a real talent behind the wheel of a race car. Known as the “real race car driver” he can rock a mullet, cowboy hat and suspenders. Fans in public places are admired by him as are most democrats.
I can win in your b main care because I’m John Burdette.
by The real rv1 January 12, 2023
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Who tf is John Fisher

the average reaction to give when someone says 'slurping it up like john fisher'
Person 1: bro, im slurping it up like john fisher
Person 2: what???? who tf is john fisher???
by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025
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John Ryan

Noun

a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
It's possible that you're reading this because you know me or have a crush on me. Don't be shy; you can DM me on my Facebook or Instagram accounts. My messages are always open and I'm always available. We'll meet up there.
John Ryan is such a cutie no one can resist his charms >///<
by karmaxxx May 17, 2022
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