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Bernice’s Best friend

“Ewwww… look at that person.”
“Omg how did Bernice’s best friend get her?”
Lol

Mommy's Tickle Friend 

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.
Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.

That one friend 

Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp

Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz

Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure

That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo
That one friend by Quaxelia May 1, 2023

Third place friend 

When you or another person is always third place when there is a friend ranking.
Hey! You are my third place friend! Right after Sheila and Kobe!
Third place friend by Pop13 May 4, 2023

Give your friend money day 

May 16 is celebrated where whoever asks their friend or any human for any amount you would like and how you want to present it.
Kyle asked his friend for $20 and Ryan gave him the money because Kyle asked first.
Give your friend money day

National Fake Friend Day 

National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .
Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”