by Why can’t my name be poo poo January 23, 2021
Get the Dirty Slut fartmug. A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'
Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'
Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'
Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'
by Caiptean August 8, 2009
Get the ducks will fart in churchmug. by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
Get the Fart in a Galemug. Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart
Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."
by Jimmny Cricket November 8, 2011
Get the Long Winded Fart-Holemug. A common white trash just like Palin or the Britney Spears, who uses a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.
That's what's wrong with America: every trailer trash who wants to become famous farts on a cake or embarrasses herself with stupid ignorant comments like Palin. Cake Fart Girl epitomizes this malaise.
by Dondy Dockings December 20, 2010
Get the Cake Fart Girlmug. by john travolta420 poop April 20, 2021
Get the National poop and fart daymug. When you go on a special diet and don't have a shit for 9 days, then you try and squeeze out a fart that turns out to be a little more than you expected.
by Anon0500 February 25, 2020
Get the 9 Day Shit Fartmug.