Fart in a Gale

No possible chance: Similar in meaning to Snowball in hell

He has about as much chance of scoring that goal as a fart in a gale.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

Long Winded Fart-Hole

Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart

Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."

by Jimmny Cricket November 8, 2011

Cake Fart Girl

A common white trash just like Palin or the Britney Spears, who uses a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.

That's what's wrong with America: every trailer trash who wants to become famous farts on a cake or embarrasses herself with stupid ignorant comments like Palin. Cake Fart Girl epitomizes this malaise.

by Dondy Dockings December 20, 2010

She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)

(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*

by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019

9 Day Shit Fart

When you go on a special diet and don't have a shit for 9 days, then you try and squeeze out a fart that turns out to be a little more than you expected.

Oh my god, she's had a 9 day shit fart.

by Anon0500 February 25, 2020

Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad

“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”

by Iwa b July 3, 2020

penis cock fart sex

When you feel like your about to go all out on the toilet, so you recite the ritual chants, so your waste is taken off and you are left a better man, learning that the chant has saved your life, and you are now stuck in a ritual.

"PENIS COCK FART SEX" "PENIS COCK FART SEX" "CLEANSE ME OFF THIS WASTE" PENIS COCK FART SEX"

by Feetus Yeetus Deeletus July 18, 2020