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Big Black Penis

Just like the boogy man, the big black penis is something we're all scared of, even if it's really not out there.
Mommy! There's a big black penis hiding in my closet!

Calm down Timmy, thats just a normal black penis hiding in your closet.
Big Black Penis by FuryFrenzy January 5, 2009

Heroic Penis 

A penis that is so hard the it can save lives.
Joe: Would you rather have hard penis, or a heroic penis!?

Bob: A heroic is also hard, so duh!
Heroic Penis by Sruly Aronson September 24, 2010

cannon penis

a big penis first defined in a joke made by a youtuber
that guy has a cannon penis,bro!
cannon penis by annabeth aanse August 10, 2012

Hinge Penis 

A penis which swings on a hinge allowing for the optimum angle if the male is off center to the female. Great for situations when one does not simply wish to move left or right, they may just swing their penis.
"Man, I wish I didn't have to move right now." "Its ok honey, I can just swing my hinge penis."
Hinge Penis by lost_and_lonely October 8, 2012

Double Penis Man 

The single role model all real men wish they were and only a few can turn into.His abbilties include being able to have sex with 2 girls at one time and the ultra pimp hand which alows him to call both hands his pimp hand and keep them both strong! WORD!
Man #1- Man i wish i could take both Megan Fox and Kira Knightly at the same time
Man #2-What do you mean like have sex with them in the same room like first one then the other ?
Man #1- No like have two penises one in front and one in back and just sway back and forth with them on either side of me!
Man #2- Inorder to do that you would have to be "Double Penis Man"!!!!!!
Double Penis Man by Double penis man September 19, 2009

giant penis 

A very large, massive,extremely veiny cock.
Wow that giant penis of yours disappears when your fucking that guy
giant penis by someone August 20, 2003