couch king

The male version of pillow princess.

Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.

by Kation March 19, 2022

bread king

King of bread

bread king

by Brug12345678910111213141516171 March 22, 2022

Wrathic King

The perspective whereas the person with the biggest dick you know of is you.

Jits and I opted for a flash out. I found out I was the wrathic king.

by raunchyraul March 27, 2022

King Crimson

A word describing i betch on discord

Me (not knowing king crimson is a betch): Hi
King Crimson: he's 25 and bababooey
Me (now knowing King crimson is a betch): omg it's that "King" off of discord...not

by BetterThanYou.......WayBetter September 5, 2021

kings breakfast

Where a woman is straddling a man while having sex while also feeding him in the morning.

I woke up to a kings breakfast.

by Mtnbikeman67 September 5, 2021

co king

If u say co king fast it sounds like u saying cocaine, pretty cool right? *drugs is not cool and drugs are gay AF*

Police officer: So, what do you have in your car.
Guy: Oh just my co king hiding in my-
*pulls trigger*

by Johnstuff12 September 6, 2021

King Arthur’d

The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.

Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.

I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.

I said no

If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!

King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome

by Breath God September 8, 2021