helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis

"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"

by scrotostretch October 21, 2009

fucking job

You just searched this to see "get a fucking job" at the mug section.

I need a fucking job

by Fucking freelancer March 20, 2021

Foot job

The act of wanking off a guy with ur juicy feet innit he nuts a FAT THICK CREAMY LOAD all over ur toes and legs.

“BRO GUESS WHAT”. “What Kyle?” “ THIS SEXY BIRD CAME OVER LAST NIGHT, AND WANKED ME OFF WITH HER FEET!” “ Damn, that’s so lucky” “ I KNOW SHE WAS TOTALLY A FOOT JOB GIRL!”

by Toe fucker 1239 February 25, 2023

cast job

You wraps linen around your dick and glue it together to make a makeshift dick cast when you're hard. Someone then jerks you off with the cast on for safety.

Guy 1: Yo, last night my gf gave me a cast job
Guy 2: Awesome! How'd you get it off?
Guy 1: She sucked the glue off.

by JoFun May 14, 2016

gay job

when a str8 guy gets blow by a gay guy, just to get off

i got a gay job from Steve the other night, cuz i was horny all day and Jessica wasn't around.

by axsucker June 15, 2017

Fanfic-job

Beating someone’s dick by whispering ASMR fanfictions into the shaft.

Person 1: "Dude, did she give you a fanfic-job?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man, it was amazing! She chose some really interesting fanfics to read out."

by Star_Cute May 25, 2020

colon job

someone licking out someone's colon. (inside of the anus)

oh no he just gave me a colon job, now his mouth taste like my bung hole.

by colon man September 04, 2008