by MrPaulDyck July 23, 2024
Noun:
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
"I buy my bait boxes at porchfishing.org. They have the freshest shit around."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
by @pdxTurdHunter April 06, 2023
When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot
I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.
by Hugh’s Jassle December 26, 2022
Jaime: “Hey dude! My cherry box just came in the mail “
Harry: “cool bro, where’d u order it, Amazon?
Harry: “cool bro, where’d u order it, Amazon?
by Roxyyy April 16, 2019
verb.
To turn up, to blast off.
(On an airplane, everyone who drinks is box blasting their flight)
verb.
Another example of this is getting so turnt up on a beat box from the local gas station.
To turn up, to blast off.
(On an airplane, everyone who drinks is box blasting their flight)
verb.
Another example of this is getting so turnt up on a beat box from the local gas station.
“I am totally about to box blast this beer”
“I can’t wait to box blast on this flight”
“Do you want anything from the store?” “Yes I wanna get box blasted.”
“I can’t wait to box blast on this flight”
“Do you want anything from the store?” “Yes I wanna get box blasted.”
by boxblastyaddy June 14, 2023
by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020
1. Hey Tom, I was fucking your girlfriend last night and accidentally pumped one into her cry box. She was really pissed.
2. Look at the cry box on that furry little fucker!
2. Look at the cry box on that furry little fucker!
by John long rod van damn July 04, 2021