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Dirty Slut fart

A really horrible fart done by a dirty, old slut.
Woman: I just did a dirty slut fart, and it stunk real bad.
Man: That’s awful.
by Why can’t my name be poo poo January 23, 2021
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Fart in a Gale

No possible chance: Similar in meaning to Snowball in hell
He has about as much chance of scoring that goal as a fart in a gale.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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Long Winded Fart-Hole

Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart
Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."
by Jimmny Cricket November 8, 2011
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Cake Fart Girl

A common white trash just like Palin or the Britney Spears, who uses a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.
That's what's wrong with America: every trailer trash who wants to become famous farts on a cake or embarrasses herself with stupid ignorant comments like Palin. Cake Fart Girl epitomizes this malaise.
by Dondy Dockings December 20, 2010
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Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad
“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”
by Iwa b July 3, 2020
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9 Day Shit Fart

When you go on a special diet and don't have a shit for 9 days, then you try and squeeze out a fart that turns out to be a little more than you expected.
Oh my god, she's had a 9 day shit fart.
by Anon0500 February 25, 2020
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Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000

A flavor of the powdered energy drink GG, particularly one of a partner of GG TheRussainBadger who has named it "the official drink of shitposting".
Yo I'm on that Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 shits bangin.
by BainImMissingMyTextures January 5, 2022
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