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December 10th

People who were born on december 10th are always hot. They are a very good person and will never share your secrets. If you know someone who was born on December 10th, never lose them because they are some of the best people you will have.
Girl 1: Wow! That girl is gorgeous!
Girl 2: Yeah, she was obviously born on December 10th!
by TheGamer8285 April 13, 2024
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December 3rd

shut the fuck up all of you people who say "oh December 3rd is Conan Gray's Heather day!! FUCK everyone called Heather!!" THAT'S YOU THATS LITERALLY WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE

How do you think I feel after telling people my birthday is December 3rd and they tell me it's a Conan Grey reference. I have to remember it by some corny ass song and it makes me want to die.
"My birthday is December 3rd."
"Oh like Heather by Conan Grey?"
"Fuck you"
by FanimationsOSC April 25, 2024
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December 4

🗣️:oh look today is december 4, hey your name is dante right?
🗣️:yeah?
🗣️:happy dante day!
by maniacalemperor May 5, 2024
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Decimate

The problem is that he's a humorless dork.
Hym "Oh I would totally decimate the restaurant."

Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"

Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"

Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"

Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"

A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"

Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"
by Hym Iam September 6, 2024
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December 5

December 5th is the day the best person in the world was born. On December 5, the world felt immense ease and joy. This day belongs to the sweetest, most caring, funniest, and considerate best friend anyone could ever begin to ask for.
“Today is December 5th!”
“Really? That’s Luiz’s, the best person to ever exist, birthday! Happy birthday Luiz! ^_^”
by keehoboo November 23, 2024
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December

The last month of the year, is when all the chads are born because they decided to be born even though it’s fucking freezing. You would sit contently at home and watch your house getting snowed in while supping a glass of Baileys and stroking your big dog
Oh man December is soon *cracks open bottle of booze* prost!
by Jacky Bills November 30, 2024
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december 7

internationally november 29 again
hey it s december 7
no it s actually november 29
by ciocles December 1, 2024
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