Cereal Boxing

An act where a man excessively inseminates a girl and pours crunchy cereal onto the mess, proceeding to eat the mess out of her

"Bro, I just bought these Frosted Flakes so Jessica and I can go cereal boxing tonight!"

by fortnitedancingcatbears July 23, 2022

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drotive box

a drotive box is an odd shaped green box that automatically opens in a unique way when a small button is pressed

that drotive box opens quite uniquely

by drotive bro June 28, 2013

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Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

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Jack in the box

A nightmare fuel. Kid friendly version of a jumpscare

Person 1: Hey remember Jack in the box?

Person 2: Yeah THOSE WERE FUCKING HORRIFYING!

by Attention_tobirds12 August 20, 2023

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X-Box Tough

Someone who acts cocky, trash talks about you and your mom, and claims he can beat up anyone. Generally said by pre-teens with no social interactions.

Boy 01: "Yeah that kid over there? He was talking smack about my mom and claiming he could whoop my ass."
Boy 02: " so what happened after that!?"
Boy 01: "So I found him after school, told him he gets on free punch, stood there like a coward, and then I whooped his ass!"
Boy 02:" Nothing worse than acting like something yo are not. He's X-Box Tough"

by Shrek8donkey September 1, 2020

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