salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.

Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.

by Farquard October 28, 2015

finger bled

When a pleb inserts his finger into another man's anus, and the tensing of his anal muscles causes blood loss in the pleb's finger.

Dude, we were trying some kinky shit yesterday and that pleb got some serious finger bled.

by lookatmymushrooms January 10, 2016

Finger Blending

I. When you stick a finger in yours / someone else's asshole and twirl your finger

2. When you don't have a wisk and you mix everything with your finger

Guy: Oh man! We don't have any toys!

Guy 2: you know.. We could always try finger blending!

by The.Cooking.Show.2g1c. September 3, 2016

sock bleaching

When you put yo dick in a sock and jizz in it.

"Did you see John sock bleaching the other day?"
"My mom doesn't touch my socks after I sock bleach them."

by Huppalyssa August 21, 2016

ass bleach

A really bad sun burn on your ass

Eric: Hey Hannah what's wrong?
Hannah: I got a really bad case of ass bleach

by Bebopsupop August 19, 2016

anal bleedage

You do her so hard her anus starts to bleed intensly.

I did her so hard she had anal bleedage.

by LoyalOG June 25, 2016

Bullet blender

It means that your answer was hard or sometimes could be rude.

Boyfriend: I'm bout to go running. Do you wanna roll up after?

Girlfriend: Yeah. Why not? Lmk.
Boyfriend: Not too long ago started.
Girlfriend: Ok. Lmk.
Boyfriend: Bullet Blender -.-

by Calypsoul99 June 7, 2016