Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).

Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....

by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017

Swing hands

Swing hands basically means fight.

Person 1: Yo whats the problem?

Person 2: Shut up idiot wanna swing hands?

by Pussy killer 1997 January 10, 2017

hand pics

if you take hand pics you are one fineee mf

he sent me a hand pics he’s so cute

by fax025146 May 7, 2022

Boat Hand

A rather robust wiener or penis on a Frenchman in Quebec.

AnakynSky Traker has a fucking boat hand between his legs!!!!

by Mr. Boathand January 7, 2021

Hand off

The act of doing something then giving to another person at the last second so they get the credit.

Ex. Setting the hook on a big fish then handing the rod to the person next to you

James lost a big fish when he got the hand off from scott

by <Big D> August 1, 2021

Hug with both hands

To choke someone.

That person could really use a hug with both hands.

I didn't choke anyone! I hugged them with both hands.

by Whodidwhat July 13, 2023

Hand your cap

Another way of saying "let me squash your tits"

Ello mate, can I hand your cap?

by Xboxgamer69420 February 5, 2022