"Hey, hold up, let me put some chaw in so it'll be a bus job!"
"Yeah man, I got the best buzz-job from Tiffany last night, she had a lip in too!"
"Yeah man, I got the best buzz-job from Tiffany last night, she had a lip in too!"
by H0rny_Unicorn November 28, 2017
A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.
After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.
by Markusftr October 24, 2020
Yes it's spelt Jonitor instead of Janitor. Instead of saying "let bro cook" you say "let the Jonitor do his job"
by Will.s8472 April 15, 2024
A job that is posted by a company and/or recruiter with the intention of never filling the position. Some reasons for this include gathering resumes to "see what's out there" or to make it appear to the public that they are growing more than they actually are. More nefarious motives include harvesting people's personal data or using the job as part of a bait and switch, where people apply for one job but are instead directed towards another, usually less desirable, one during the interview process.
Fooled by another bait job. I applied for "Lead Software Developer" but was told at the interview I'd be a better fit for "Janitor."
by DJ Fitness July 10, 2019
A sand-job is when a girl takes a piece of sandpaper and then when in her hand proceeds to give you a hand job.
by ILikeCircles June 08, 2009
When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked
by Yojojodo September 09, 2018
by buhlo_666 October 04, 2017