October 18

National f*** ur mum day

Everyone needs to lose their virginity somehow and now you can do it on October 18

by memeboiyo21 October 17, 2019

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October 28

National Babytron day

“Did you hear Babytron’s new album?”

“Yeah it released October 28”

by coughupafiend October 28, 2022

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October 31st

When you Hurt your shortest friend As much as you can

Sam “Let’s throw Jaiden onto a roof”

Nick “I’ll sit on him”

Sam “October 31st is the best”

by 756 man October 31, 2019

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October 10th is now declared Real Women’s Day this day to celebrate real women who were born with X/X chromosomes. women’s history month has been taken away from us by the trans community and now we just want to take back one day. so mark your calendars cause October 10th is officially Real Women’s Day

trans women: “hey what day is it”
real women: “oh it’s October 10th, which means it’s real women’s day!”
trans women: “oh ya i’m a women”
real women: “no this is a holiday to celebrate women with X/X chromosomes which you don’t have. that’s why it’s on October 10th, October 10th in roman numerals is X/X. so no you can’t participate in this day for real women.”

by the realist one. October 6, 2023

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