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New England Tube Sock

When you microwave your cum sock into a clam chowder-like gruel and force feed it to your partner in bed.
"I fed Stacy a nice helping of New England Tube Sock last night bro, she barfed everywhere"
by Ohlsson_ January 12, 2021
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New York Plumber Dog

When a guy sits on his significant others face as she eats your ass out while you stick your dick inbetween her breats and fuck her till you cum on her stomach.
Last night my wife let me give her a New York Plumber Dog, then she let me make truffle butter.
by Drumpfer May 18, 2016
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Bold New York Dude

Bold New York Dude is a Twitter User, and a member of the Bold Clan made by Bold Heston.

He is knowned for saying Good Morning every day, and also using as a Profile Picture the quote "Yes, but actually No" from the Movie "Pirates".
Bold New York Dude is part of the Bold Clan from Twitter
by Kounter October 7, 2020
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New York Stink Sucker

When your friend has to fart, you put a straw up their butt hole and simply suck it all in
Hurry Rob I have to fart! Grab the straw! This calls for a New York Stink Sucker!
by Bluepaperwriter November 29, 2016
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New Jersey Clown Car

When you witness four bros going into one bathroom stall to do cocaine
"After I was leaving the stall to take a big shit, there was a New Jersey Clown Car waiting to go in after me."
by Frippertronics September 8, 2016
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Old dog new trick

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.
A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022
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Five Beer The Bad News

To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.
Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.
by Sapphire 13 April 10, 2019
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