by NotYoussup August 21, 2021

by MrSalamander May 6, 2008


by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).
Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)
Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)
Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic
George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance
George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance
by Gregg Edward June 6, 2021
