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toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit
by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021
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Piss Meat

An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.
" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"
by Vostok January 18, 2021
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Suck a meat sausage

You know what bitch suck a meat sausage
I be u like sucking meat sausages hahaha
by Gabby7807 January 25, 2021
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Meat Arm

Lyncuistic vernacular referring to one's penis. Can be used both singularly and in possessive forms, possessive usage being Meat Arm's
Oh God Cheryl! They thrust upon me with their Meat Arm's. My trepidation cannot be unquelched.
by SpanglyCharly February 6, 2021
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Meat Sweats

Contrary to popular belief, the meat sweats are not in relation to consuming excessive amounts of meat in a short period of time.

Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.

Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.
"Dude how was your trip last night?"

"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"
by denny434 February 7, 2021
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Meat Vault

The underlying area of the female anatomy just below the pelvic region that is mainly purposed for reproduction, typically housing a faint odor of day old fish.
Dude, I hooked up with Rebecca the other night when we were shit-faced and slid my tube steak inside of her hairy meat vault!
by Halosimage February 15, 2021
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two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused
I heard two meat slapping against each other!
by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021
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