Rusty Jack in the box

An old senile person that pops up sporadically in an attempt to appeal to the youngest generation in an attempt to stay relevant.

Is that Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders? Either way, it is a Rusty Jack in the box.

by Trixie McFly July 24, 2023

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Luxury Box

Choosing to use the handicapped stall in a public bathroom. The "throne" is higher, there are shiny handrails, and more room in the handicapped stall than in my first apartment.

Bob wanted to relax on his only break from work, so he brought the sports page, his iPhone, and chose the Luxury box to do his bidness.

by keysersoso March 26, 2014

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wooden box

an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside

dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes

by July 16, 2022

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Box bump

The act of two women during sexual intercourse whereby they come together at the vagina.

Synonym: Scissoring.

Q: Do you think Sally and Jess are lezzies?

A: Yeah, they totally box bump.

by [Stuey the king] March 16, 2017

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towel boxing

A form of locker room boxing in which the fighters both wrap there knuckles in gym towel to supress injury when no real boxing gloves are available

locker room jackass1: what the fuck you just say to me?!?! Let's towel box right no cmon man let's go
Locker room jackass2: your on dick head! Towel boxing right here right now!

by TheElderScrolls345 January 23, 2014

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