Skip to main content

Post-Girl Fart (PGF)

The long-awaited release of flatulence that has built up in a male during a lengthy hang-out session with a female that they are potentially interested in, and therefore potentially unable to fart in front of.
"I ripped the most gigantic post-girl fart (PGF) in my car after dropping Halle Berry off at her place the other night"
by Revealer March 4, 2009
mugGet the Post-Girl Fart (PGF) mug.

"vanished like a fart in the wind"

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!
by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009
mugGet the "vanished like a fart in the wind" mug.

ducks will fart in church

A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'
Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'

Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'
by Caiptean August 8, 2009
mugGet the ducks will fart in church mug.

Dirty Slut fart

A really horrible fart done by a dirty, old slut.
Woman: I just did a dirty slut fart, and it stunk real bad.
Man: That’s awful.
by Why can’t my name be poo poo January 23, 2021
mugGet the Dirty Slut fart mug.

Fart in a Gale

No possible chance: Similar in meaning to Snowball in hell
He has about as much chance of scoring that goal as a fart in a gale.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
mugGet the Fart in a Gale mug.

Long Winded Fart-Hole

Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart
Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."
by Jimmny Cricket November 8, 2011
mugGet the Long Winded Fart-Hole mug.

Cake Fart Girl

A common white trash just like Palin or the Britney Spears, who uses a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.
That's what's wrong with America: every trailer trash who wants to become famous farts on a cake or embarrasses herself with stupid ignorant comments like Palin. Cake Fart Girl epitomizes this malaise.
by Dondy Dockings December 20, 2010
mugGet the Cake Fart Girl mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email