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A term to express the sensation of looking at someone hot. Suggesting that a mere glance at the hot assed be-atch could be so sexually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become erect.
Dude, don't look now, but there's a total hawtie right behind you.

Okay, tell me when I can look.

Okay look now.

Holy shit, dude. Hawt as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.
Eyeboner by zwibble de jah jah July 19, 2006
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eyeliner whore 

a girl who wears way too much eyeliner everyday
she cant leave her house with out it
even if shes already late shell make everybody more late just so she can put her eyeliner on
she allways has some in her purse at all times
and feels the need to keep re-applying it every 20 minutes

by no means does wearing eyeliner make a person a whore but whores are known to wear way too much eyeliner so there for girls who wear alot of eyeliner are percieved as being a whore
my best friend turned into such a eyeliner whore when she became friends with the popular girls
eyeliner whore by RayRayisBomb March 21, 2009
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bug eyes 

1. eyes that bulge exordinarly far outside of the eye sockets. They are kind of scary looking.

2. eyes that belong to bugs
The scary looking lady had these huge bug eyes.
bug eyes by the latin freaks November 17, 2004

slant eyed chink 

something only a racist son of a bitch would call an asian person.
Hey, look at that slant eyed chink. She's as flat as my back.
slant eyed chink by I forget March 2, 2005

eyelid drop 

During sexual intercourse while the man is about to ejaculate he places his thumb on top of his BELL END to prevent the semen from escaping. He then hovers his penis over the females forehead, then he releases his thumb off his BELL END and FUCKING SPURTS OUT his penis, therefore making a really enormours dribbling mess over the female's eyelids.
Man: Hang on...I gotta good idea, close your eyes
Woman: What is it?
*SPLURT*
Woman: Fuck my eyes! What the hell were you thinking bob!!
Man: I always thought you looked good in white eyeshadow *hehe*

eyebrow cut 

Person: Ur fukin gay
You: no u you stupid eyebrow cut
eyebrow cut by Lil Yeet April 3, 2019

doe eyes 

beautiful exotic eyes; usually almond shaped
Audrey Hepburn had such beautiful doe eyes.
doe eyes by ilovederekk August 26, 2009