Hollywood fuck-off

The polite way of telling you that you suck. Used in showbiz and delivered with a smile so that you are blissfully unaware of the truth until you have time to contemplate what has been delivered.

Record company exec: "you guys are really great.....really, here's your card back we'll call you."
Wannabe 1: "hey man I think he likes us."
Wannabe 2: "no way dude that was totally a hollywood fuck-off - we sucked."

Record company exec: "I really loved what you were trying to do there"
Wannabe 1: "hey man he really likes us."

.... you get the idea.

by toroboy October 5, 2009

Jerk Off Child

A Child not fathered by the act of coitus but by insert the male semen while or after a blowjob/handjob or jerking off.

This can happen by accident or on purpose.

during a 3 way, your father jerked off in another guy's mouth, who then ate out your mom. 9 months later she shat you out, jerk off child

by DaSaTo March 8, 2010

jack-off sock

a female member of a group of friends who is often used buy the male members as a way of releasing sexual frustrations and frequently tossed aside after like a sock after a load has been shot into it

dave: dude, i just saw you grab karen's ass. do you guys have a thing?
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.

by NotASock March 26, 2010

get off easy

to get the minimum punishment

You won't get off easy for allowing dangerous behavior around a working factory oven.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2010

off the hizzle for shizzle

that was off the chains really good or very nice

that car is off the hizzle for shizzle

by stephen bernard August 16, 2006

knocked off the block

Having been punched in the face.

"That guy just got knocked off his block!"

by Smoothal April 13, 2005

jump off the g4

get off my dick, command for dick riders to dismount the g4

1) Caz: "Then fools stay jockin my shit"

Al: "Tell them niggas jump off the g4"

by caz money August 8, 2007