St. John's jaw

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
by doonga November 08, 2013
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Warren John Sparkle

That poor pigeon that the teacher tossed in the bin like it was nothing. R.I.P you will be missed by many (meaning me and my bestie).
Eggy: I'm gonna climb in and fish Warren John Sparkle out the bin

Peggy: I'll give you a boost and then I'll meet you in there.
by Rando0912 April 17, 2021
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john lockamy

john lockamy a real one. solid all the way around he would never squeal. he is very lowkey so watch yo hoe. he is also a jack of all trades. he sells body oils, drives large vehicles, trains people to get their cdls, and can fix any part on a car from el camino to crown vic and even a bonnie. the kid does it all
john lockamy is that salesman !
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John Morrison

Look at that John Morrison.
by Karπa June 22, 2023
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John Henry

When someone punches or pounds an erect penis straight down like driving steel into railroad ties.
She got me going but then gave me the John Henry to seal the deal.
by Dkankel June 26, 2022
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John Henry

John Henry is a amara lover Fr
John Henry just loves amara fr
by Thegirljohnhenryloves May 09, 2023
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John Laurens

John Laurens was this dude in the 1700's who is a totally a turtle boi and has all my love.
John Laurens is spicy
by Turtle_boi1754 September 20, 2020
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