SHAVE-YOUR-BEAR

(SHāv-yer-bair)
Shave-your-bear (1) -Showering a trick before getting it on.

Shave-your-bear (2) -Cleaning up your hairy smelly parts either by trimming, shaving or grooming.

Shave-your-bear (3) -Shaving up and making over a rugged to disheveled man into presentable for your friends and family. Male makeover.

1. "Omg he's so hot but he smells like ass", "better Shave-your-bear before you get busy then".

2. "Before I hit the beaches I better shave-the-bear".

3. see above example #1 " "...(or introduce him to the gang/parents)".

by Hairy is Cute! September 27, 2011

Beating your meat

Touching your penis in a very sexual way like if you were a porn star

John: dudeee, you take a lonnng time to answer my texts, are you beating your meat?
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha

by Matha_fakka666 November 11, 2018

dropping your guard

When u take a nap at your white friends house and aren’t robbed and he gives u a blanket and pillow too

Rick : what is dropping your guard?
Rich: the guard dropped when I napped and wasn’t robbed.

by Guardropping rick August 9, 2018

Your Moms House

The place where I bang your mom.

Friend: “ Hey where were you last night ?”

Me: “Your moms house!”

by CringeKing... August 22, 2018

gettin' your bone on

To have sexual intercourse.

I threw my back out last night gettin' my bone on.

by A Money June 8, 2004

Suck your mom

When somebody is being annoying saying suck your mom is like saying fuck off but more affective and insulting.

U think ur funny ye? Go suck your mom you dickhead

by Young webb March 18, 2021

Fuck your mum

What I’m doing right now

“Ay yo I’ma fuck your mum and her pussy is wet!”

by Urmumsuckingmydick June 28, 2022