During the winter when a woman begins to "let herself go". She will grow out all body hair especially that of the vaginal area during this period a man will resort to self-pleasure to avoid Carpet Burn.
by Middle aged middle white male November 8, 2018
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adjective- someone who regularly has a shit eating grin on their face.
adjective- someone who regularly has a shit eating grin on their face.
Ben Johnson gave his fat sweaty wife a cunnalumpkin even though he saw her nasty cunt tassel dangling down.
by Scrotum squeezers December 9, 2008
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Get the Horse Cunt mug.A complete fuckin’ moron, usually seen fucking around during geotech investigations, certifying shit fill and generally being a dooooouche. Often called Harry, massvely overuses the word ‘buzzy’ and is likely an undercover homosexual.
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Get the Cunt Nugget mug.Someone who “respects” women and false equality so much they lick the hairs off their genitalia and legs after they shave.
P1: Did you hear Dave is a cunt cleaner?
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.
by Marcus Adroolious October 20, 2022
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by Tyler the Creator August 9, 2016
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