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Old Trafford Time-keeping

Whenever Manchester United are playing on their home ground of Old Trafford and the game is tied or United is losing, the referees will always allow enough extra time for Manchester United to tie or win the game.
In the September 20, 2009 Manchester Derby between Manchester United and Manchester City, there was supposed to be 4 minutes of extra time, already an inflated amount as there had been almost no injury stoppages. The match was tied at 3-3. The referees allowed over 6 minutes of extra time, a prime example of Old Trafford Time-keeping, giving United opportunity to score the winner.
by FairPlaya September 20, 2009
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Daylight Saving Time

When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.
Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"
by Jeremiah C April 23, 2006
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Daylight's Raping Time

When the world is forced to move their clocks forward an hour, for a generally unknown reason. Mostly, to piss off people who value sleep and not being at work or school.
"ugh...I gotta turn my alarm clock forward..god damn daylight saving time..."

"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."

"word."
by Madaoxsama March 14, 2010
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Time for you to get a watch

One of the greatest comebacks of all time if used right. Answer most questions with this and you will bamboozle the asker.
Jarek: Hey how cold is it outside?
Ryan: Time for you to get a watch
Jarek: *dies
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Happy Happy Fun Time

The experience when foreigners go to another county to "study" or "work". Really those foreigners are just going to party and occupy native women's vagina's like the imperialists did 2000 years ago.
I just got a job in Shanghai! Man, I am going to have some happy happy fun time with all those prostitutes in KTV!
by Laowai69 April 7, 2011
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Chitwood family fun time

*Mom* Are y’all ready for chitwood family fun time!?

*Everyone* Why are you doing this to us!!!!!
by WhatGoodYall March 28, 2019
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