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poop

the large thing that comes out of ur but hole sometimes nuclear
Imma go poop ok? *3 min later* Speaker: WE ARE EVACUATING THE CITY
by ysdvuyrf August 31, 2022
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poop delay

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
by The mad shatter July 9, 2019
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Poop Point

Poop Point
verb, noun

1. The plot point in a TV show, movie, or series that you udderly miss because nature called and you had to go "number 2". Usually results in confusion when you return and everyone else is suddenly crying, fighting, or dead.

Example:
“Wait—why is the dragon her brother now?!”
“Dude, you left at the poop point.”

Poo Point
Noun

The pivotal moment in a TV show, movie, or series that you miss because you had to poop.

Often leads to confusion, frantic rewinding, or asking everyone, “Wait, what just happened?!”
"Wait—why is the dragon her brother now?!”
“Dude, you left at the poop point.”

“I missed the big reveal during Succession because I hit my poop point.”
by RyTheMediaGuy April 14, 2025
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poop

the descusting thing that falls out uf youre butt when you sit on the toilet
by thisismyself November 25, 2019
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nasty poop

adjective / noun
A cheeky, light-hearted way to call someone (usually a girl) mean or sassy in a playful, teasing manner. Not to be confused with actual bathroom business — this is purely about attitude, not plumbing.
"Wow, Erin just stole the last slice of pizza and pulled an attitude face while eating it. What a nasty poop."
by dictionary 13243546 August 9, 2025
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Poop thrust

A person who is capable of thrusting backward so hard, they rocket-launch all the shit out their anus.
Guy 1: Hmph Hrrmph
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ December 8, 2021
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ass smashin poop jockey

A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.
That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey
by Slicksta February 18, 2008
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