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the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
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When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.
When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.
This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.
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