Dead Sea Fart Magic

When you let off a gassy fart that smells of sea salt and dead bodies in the bath.

Phwoaaar mate, that dead sea fart magic was a big one!

by DeadSeaFarter December 18, 2011

Post-Girl Fart (PGF)

The long-awaited release of flatulence that has built up in a male during a lengthy hang-out session with a female that they are potentially interested in, and therefore potentially unable to fart in front of.

"I ripped the most gigantic post-girl fart (PGF) in my car after dropping Halle Berry off at her place the other night"

by Revealer March 4, 2009

"vanished like a fart in the wind"

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.

When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009

ducks will fart in church

A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'

Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'

Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'

by Caiptean August 8, 2009

Dirty Slut fart

A really horrible fart done by a dirty, old slut.

Woman: I just did a dirty slut fart, and it stunk real bad.
Man: That’s awful.

by Why can’t my name be poo poo January 23, 2021

Fart in a Gale

No possible chance: Similar in meaning to Snowball in hell

He has about as much chance of scoring that goal as a fart in a gale.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

Long Winded Fart-Hole

Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart

Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."

by Jimmny Cricket November 8, 2011