Roundhouse Dick

A roundhouse dick is a spinning cock-slap, usually directed at a persons face.
A roundhouse dick could also be unintentional, as a result of a failed Helicopter for example.

I have actually witnessed this live, as in the example...

Nathaniel swung around with the intention of waving his genitals around, but instead gave Linda a Roundhouse Dick to the face.

by NorwegianWood October 31, 2011

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Acorn Dick

When your dick is so small and shriveled that it resembles an acorn. Drug use can be a contributing factor

Sean: yo last night was fun. We should do Molly more often.

Devin: idk man. I woke up with acorn dick. I'm scared.

by tinydicktinyhand May 5, 2016

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Dick Date

A dick date, is a date with the soul purpose of getting a good dickin’. Both parties agree to a dick date, knowing they’re both going to have some fun getting down and dirty and do ‘the sex’. A dick date is often started with a brief meeting on mutual ground, such as a pub or a bar before getting down to business, although this is not obligatory.

Him: want to hook up tonight?

Her: sure, shall we grab a drink first?

Him: sounds good to me!
Her: sweet, it’s a dick date!

by Sweetlikechocolate May 5, 2018

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