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John

A guy who is so kind to you and loves you unconditionally but will show red flags later on like playing the victim and being a jerk. If you can get him to communicate properly with you there’s a good chance your relationship will end up happy and for many years but be warned johns are easily annoyed and are very introverted meaning after a fight there’s a good chance you’ll find him locked up in the basement with his gaming controller in hands
Ex: I cant believe John ghosted me for hours!
by Ghostiepants January 18, 2022
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John Kennedy

A dumb joke two little kids made as a mockery of our friend from school looking like a presidential figure's grandson. John Kennedy
by I<3mitski January 18, 2022
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John SouthWest Airlines

John southWest Airlines is a anime nerd who can rock anyones world with his flight or stupidty. 10/10 airlines
by Jhon southwest January 20, 2022
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John

An impeccable specimen of a male. With brains and braun, he would make a damn hell of a doctor and representative for Bergen County Academy's AMST.
by NotJohnR January 21, 2022
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John Cena

Person 1: Bro It's John Cena!
Person 2: Oh You Mean Invisible Man?
by Roxy 3:16 September 20, 2022
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John's Incredible Pizza

Like Chuck E. Cheese, but not ghetto. It also has a goddamned buffet with some of the most delicious, diabetes-inducing junk food you will ever try.
John's Incredible Pizza was the shit back in the day. Everybody wanted to have a birthday party there.
by Aubergine Dave September 22, 2022
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John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.
Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."
by SpicyChickenSandwich September 24, 2022
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