angus king

you know angus king, yeh hes in the c math class
by May 02, 2021
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Fuccboi King

Hunter Biden, the current fuccboi holds the record for banging hookers while using crack cocaine
Our liege Lord the fuccboi King Hunter Robinette Biden was pardoned today.
by Fuckthewhites December 02, 2024
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king poopy butthole

A king that is in fact a poopy butthole in his butt land of poopy stuff
person 1: "Our king is such a king poopy butthole!"
person 2: "I know, I wish we lived in a land without so much poopy :("
person 1: "I know!"
by Paradoxical14 April 07, 2023
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King caking

It is the process of removing a baby shaped dildo from ones anus.
Rob is in recovery from king caking. He can’t join us for horseback riding today.
by J Sitton April 21, 2024
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Vibe king

Lame dude who things he’s hot af but not really tho. Says they bring the mood/booze/goods/all of the above but they rarely, if ever, show up. Honestly sounds like the name of a dildo brand, but it’s fitting cause they’re usually fake dicks lol

Ex. Posts or reposts old club/happy hour pics to their story but actually sitting at home playing an EA 2k-something game or any other basic dude-bro activity
Bro, this party sucks. We should have invited Brad because he’s the vibe king. But dude hasn’t came out with us since that one night, always posting to the story tho :/
by Rowdybb September 14, 2020
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