John Jake Pappas

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.

Oh look at all the people at his desk, he's pulling a John Jake Pappas.

by anonymous November 12, 2021

Who tf is John Fisher

the average reaction to give when someone says 'slurping it up like john fisher'

Person 1: bro, im slurping it up like john fisher
Person 2: what???? who tf is john fisher???

by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025

elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity

Lets have a bath then Elton John

I can't believe you have never Elton johnned.
Where's Elton john?

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS April 27, 2019

John Grove

The act of John Groving someone. (leaving remnants of semen on another person's hair/face)

She had to wash the John Grove out of her hair the next morning.

by Kaylah Barger April 15, 2015

John

A handsome mother fucker

That guy is a fucking john

by HAKTDOG September 16, 2018

John

Man who’s hair is longer than his arms also a little guy

Have you seen John

Oh yeah he’s the guy w the short arms

by Daddywjhehdhd June 20, 2022

John Ryan

Noun

a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
It's possible that you're reading this because you know me or have a crush on me. Don't be shy; you can DM me on my Facebook or Instagram accounts. My messages are always open and I'm always available. We'll meet up there.

John Ryan is such a cutie no one can resist his charms >///<

by karmaxxx May 17, 2022