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No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
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God

In The Holy BIble (King James Version),
Revelation 1:8 - " I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty."

Revelation 14:7- "Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters."
Revelation 22: 11-14 - "11. "He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let hin be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still."
12. "And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be."
13. "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last."
14. "Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city."
St Mark 1:15 - "And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel."
by Ambassadors for Christ June 14, 2023
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god pawn

Someone who is a member of a certain religion mainly because of influence.
Egdy_Alert: I know that the Qur'an is true because I can feel it in my heart.
TrumpStamp11: You refuse to question your beliefs because of the way you were raised and you shelter yourself from criticism to avoid having to live with such change.
Jevfan69: what a god pawn
by D1sc April 12, 2016
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God

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elio the god

HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT

(also please kiss me <3)
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God

Christians belive in him he is leader of the world he created us
Person 1: Do you belive in god?

Person 2: yeah!
by Knam_attack_on_you July 5, 2021
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