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Dirty Old Woman 

A middle aged or elderly woman that dreams of screwing young, usually teenage boys, she is frequently called a "cougar". The age of the male may be older, mid twenties however it is essential he have a young youthful appearance.

The older, aged woman will often stare at the boys young buttock and try to manipulate the situation to secure a location where they will be alone or in a private spot.
Frequently she will provide drugs or alcohol to the boy to reduce his inhibitions prior to seducing him.

During the last few years many female teachers have been sexually involved with teen age boys. There are several theories as to why these women are attracted to and pursue young boys, many barely into puberty.

Some psychologist believe that some of these women are emotionally arrested and are emotionally stuck in their teenage years while others believe these women crave the power to dominate a man but can only be succeed with young boys. These older woman may have have a secret sexual fixation to seduce young men who may suffer from a "Mommy Complex' commonly called the Oedipus complex.

Whatever the reason, it is advisable to maintain a watchful eye on your sons as well as your daughters when they are mingling with "trusted" adults.
Dirty old woman to young boy, "You are so strong". She grabs his bicep and gently squeezes it several time. "Would you help me carry these heavy cases of beer into the kitchen for me"? "Thank You. You are such a wonderful young man". "Would you like a beer"?

Young boy 1: That dirty old woman is staring at you.
Young boy 2: Her tits are hanging down to her waist!
Young boy 1: Yea, but she is driving a corvette.
Young boy 2: You know what, I think I will ask her if she need help putting her walker into the car.
Dirty Old Woman by iiradical May 30, 2009

dirty dub 

:: a counterfeit twenty dollar bill
:: a twenty dollar bill that was used for drugs, guns, hoes, or anything illegal.
"slide down the pole for the dirty dub"
dirty dub by Badonkadej July 27, 2006

Dirty Third 

Its Simply.. Texas,
You know i rep da Dirty Third.
Dirty Third by Zackery Clark July 26, 2006

dirty teddy 

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and tries to put it in his partner's mouth. She refuses and he rubs the poop on her face. She then goes and pukes in the bathroom.
TJ gave Mary a Dirty Teddy and she never had anal sex or spoke to TJ again.
dirty teddy by Big richie November 11, 2008

Dirty Finlay 

When you make a gay porn video of you sucking curry off someone’s dick and it accidentally gets out so you try and hack porn sites to get it taken down
Person 1: I’m so screwed, I did a dirty Finlay
Dirty Finlay by Joe Stacey May 1, 2020

dirty alana 

The Dirty Alana is when you stand upside down and suck a guys dick covered in honey while someone is playing the bongos 2 feet away.
Last night I did The Dirty Alana with Jake, there was honey everywhere!! But the music was nice.