poop

poop backwards

Hobo 1: poop backwards is poop hahaha

Hobo 2: your not funny

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 5, 2023

poop on me

pooping on someone 💩

"poop on me, please!"

by kelsey bumling January 17, 2022

Poop saddle

When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle”

Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle

by Mr Apostasy October 28, 2018

Poop

As funny as it may seem, poop is a noise, WITH SMELL, that COMES OUT OF YOUR BUTT.

I love eating poop.

by briko December 21, 2017

Werewolf poop

When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf

Yesterday, I had to push out a painful werewolf poop.

by Seriouslywhohasthatname October 19, 2023

poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.

Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

Jet black poop

Well that's internal bleeding... That's not good.

Hym "That's what jet black poop means, right? Looks like I just wiped a sharpie.... Hmm... Not good. Could be something I ate... "

by Hym Iam October 30, 2025