Ur mom

Usually gay or one of ur friends fuccd her it’s ur mom

Friend: Dude ur mom was really tight last night
You: Bro so was urs I’m so glad she’s gay

by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018

Mom

Doesnt give a shit if she ruined your birthday by not getting a game she told you she would get for your birthday and then acts like your the asshole when you get mad at her for only buying you shirts instead.

Me:why the fuck did you only buy me two shirts and a football when you told me you were getting me a game.

Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17

Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15

by Lodgan slayer December 8, 2018

A butt load of mom bomb

When you have a cool mom and her comebacks are LIT!!! A butt load of mom bomb is what your mom would say after she just destroyed that $&@#* in your school

$&@#*: careful, next time you look in the mirror it will break

Mom: why will you be standing behind me?

Crowd:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mom: you just got a butt load of mom bomb

by I_is_pickle July 10, 2017

square mom

i term in modern English used to describe a good mother

"This Elinor is such a square mom"

by nir5117 July 26, 2017

square mom

Square mom-best mom

A triangle mom isn't as great as a square mom

by nir5117 August 3, 2017

Soccer mom

Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch

Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died

by Densest August 4, 2017

mom up

To do the things that only a mom can do.

I need to mom up & clean this pile of dog poop on the carpet that my son got a wiff of while torturing his sister by attempting to put her face in it then proceeded to vomit on top of said poop.

by SexyNurse August 7, 2017