incognito black kid

That one kid who embraces every single aspect of black aspect and uses it to basically become a "black kid"

Oh my god! Luis is such an incognito black kid.

by Incognito Black kid 1 March 24, 2016

take the kids swimming

For a gay man, it refers to him taking a dump. The "kids" are really turds, analogous to a woman's childbirth

That was a big meal we had. It's time for me to take the kids swimming.

by bigredtaurus June 8, 2016

ugly shorts kid

hot band boy that owns a pair of iconic ugly shorts that he purchased off of amazon.

ugly shorts kid looks super fine today.

by pineapplegorl1234 October 8, 2018

kid your face

A universal insult, used out of reflex, to show being offended, insulted, or angry.

"Sorry man, you can't go to the party"
"Kid your face!"

"Go jump off a cliff!"
"Kid your face!"

by Michael McKid November 8, 2007

dropping the kids in the pool

Taking a shit.

I'm going to the bathroom and dropping the kids in the pool.

by BelowMe March 3, 2014

Day of The Cool Kids

10th of July 1998 is the day on which the term being a cool kid was used so from then on, anyone born on that day in 1998 is the coolest of all kids.

He was born on the 10th of July 1998. He's one of those cool kids as he was born on the day of the cool kids.

by TotallyNotDan December 10, 2014

kid free weekend

Something that parents get when they have aunts, uncles, grandparents or other responsible adults who take their children for an entire weekend, allowing the parents time to spend together sans kids.

Bae and I are having kid free weekend in Tahoe! Thanks nonna!

by thefluffyrainbowunicorn May 26, 2017